Hillary, you're the greatest... you've helped me through an awful lot in life.. you're truely something special.  All our longtalks on MSN, math haters club, being atheists togetha,  and knowing that we are going to be WORLDS MOST WANTED after we rob Bill Gates..lmao,Sprite, Spiderman!, and Wal-Mart memories!  Plotting to burn down the fucking school! History class & all the memories!muahaha.. especially almost getting kickd out and stupid me.. sayin the shit i did and the evil look she gave back to me! oops. Fart bombs in the movie theatre.. fire crackers.. "Neil & Bob's Bank" lol.. Me lighting my hand on fire and then my sock.. haha My Par-ty in my backyard..LOL "I got barf on my knee.."  Thres. Fest night in good ol T-ville.. hahha... what a great time.. MY BOTTOMLESS CUP... "whoa!!".. haha.. awsome times man.. Haven't hung out in forever..hope all is well ....
Hillary.. there's no way in words that I can express how thankful I am to have you as a friend. "If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you" just remember.. im always here for you too

Thank-You For Everything Hillary, You Are By Far The Bestest Friend of all Times *forever and always*

 Wood tech. wit good 'ol bolohan...I owe it all to you, for that class.. I cut your wood, & made 5 fucking dollars! right on... "O BISQUIT" rofl Me & Lisa hanging WANTED signs up of you on April fools day.. Me writing on your face in history class.. & me engraving the face of a penny in your arm. But the greatest memory of all in history class..when we were getting threatened to be sent down to the office by RANK DAWG..& I began to laugh.. saying "Ahhaahaha!!" *then receiving the evil look, realizing I need to correct myself so I finish it off by saying;* "I mean..'O KNOW'" (can't forget the hand gestures)..oh god My Par-ty in my backyard..I didnt even make it past like 11 ~*!!-X-2-DA-Z-!!*~ Thres. Fest..what a Great night.. -they're magically delicious" "Want a bottemless cup??" lmfao.. The best saying of the year "How come when you stick it in it doesn't hurt, but when I stick it in it does!?" --The earings I punkd for ya... Me lighting my hand on fire..& my socks... Remember the vegetable fight at Renee's goodbye party.. & me talking Broccoli language & sounding like Eddie Murphy..You fool we arent in school, you're soo crude you tool, so lets go swim in the pool and stand on stools you FOOL.. - go drink your own drool. Gr 11; physics... me down on the floor kicking your chair out from underneath you..& you landing on my leg.. fucking railing shit the first week in class & much longer into the semester..lmao.. the carrots in the desk that were pure MOLD.. sick.. "SPEED.." the coloured stools...."Nope, wasnt me who coloured them"...My answering message-> "This is Bin Ladin.. please leave a message... OR a plane will be up your ass!!!" (have to hear the voice within your head) lol "Let me hear it you little Hoe Bag"...You're gonna name your dog "D-O-G" (dogee) "I can't find the hole!!"... "Do you wanna spoon?... ... or a fork??" Coincedental appointments.. between you, Kimi, & me...just so happens me & you got our appointment again on da same day.. same place.. same time..Halloween.. my mohawk.. & the old dude who thought he'd stop & talk to me & show me his mohawk.. like wtf mate...The house that scared the living shit out of Leeann.. eggin some cars.. Getting electricuted in Physics class..& then Kimi turning the room blue & throwing the pencil up in the air after gettin electricuted.. LMFAO!! "There's only 2 type's of ppl who carry cell phones; Doctors & Drug dealers..& I'm pretty sure you're not a doctor.."  Well.. "there's only 2 types of ppl who wear purple; Girls and Gay Guys..& I'm pretty sure you're not a girl." good times.. good times... "Shut the fuck up you son of a bitch...."  "HEY GUYS.. WATCH THIS.." -as i throw a pencil case.. at Heather.. SORRY MISS JACKSON!!  'was that necessary?'  "no, but is it necessary for me to drink my own pee? -no- but i do it anyways........" (Or however that goes..) Hey lets sneak out of class.. -as i try to be quiet and sneaky..but then trip over Becky's chair, making a huge ass noise.."hey Bj.. throw that airplane.. she'll think its me anyways!!"  whatta day Oh, and THANK YOU 4 helpin me answer questions in math.. i dont think i have a brain... *a-buh.. whats 4+2??* then theres the good time when we're talking qouting Napoleon Dynamite & u are suddenly askd what the answer is.. & you answer in Napoleon Dynamite language... "TWOOOO" pfffff!! never forget.. OH ya.. What happens at the wheels, stays at the wheels.. :| fuckr lol.. Math class & Van Horne sayin "e"..& pratically the whole class repeating it over and over.. Eeee....E....Eee... E.... Eeeeeee.. lmfao.. The look on his face was priceless.. hhahaa...Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger.. MUSHROOM mushrooom.... Tell your rents you need your door back to your room, you're done with hearing those "strange/unusual" sounds coming from their bedroom.. ya just sickening.. lol Running to your locker during math class and hiding what down your shirt? b/c Dogee's were there, at least I thought.. maybe I was just hallocinating?.. oh, & im officially the coolest loser accordin to van horne... BYOB..-> bring your own Binder... OH KNOW!! my shirt says "Corporate Rock WHORES..." better make me turn it inside out.. fuck you buddy.. "I dont get out much.. I get around,..." lmao..nice Carly.. "Oh, these stitches in my lip, how'd i get them you ask?? ---Well..... it's from a street fight.. this is nothing though compared to what i did to the other chick.... --shes in a coma..." Who seriously makes out w a fish that sings? lmfao  Maybe a drunk fuck whos not at all totally drunk anymore..pff!!  Glow stick shit, on my eyebrows.. LOVELY.. haha..we never did get a picture of it =( meh, oh well eh.  It was quite a night thats for sure...Golf balls were being shot at us... lol

Hey stop.. I need to put my resume in at Spankys.. Trying to get into bars.. The guys at the wheels... the dude on crutches checkd out Renee... then we FOLLOW them to ‘watch’ them play mini-putt... but yet.. Renee... sits on the counter and starts posing as if shes a porn star... nice... right in front of those dudes.. Lol.. Then you go and ask for their numbers.. But then later on.. We talk to these other dudes.. One turns out to be a bartender.. Talks to us.. HITS on us we shall say... gives us his room number... as we make up one n give him ours.. Wtf.. Then the next friggin day im at quizznoe’s subs w my lunatic loretta mother... n they walk in... so I pretend that im a different person.. Nice disguise of myself eh... I probably started talking w some accent knowing me eh.. The other dudes we met two minutes earlier that were hittin on some of us.. See these dudes now hitting on us.. Just give us a dirty look.. ‘We felt as if we were in a movie’ pff!! Putting thongs in freezers at stores.. Can you imagine a lil kid.. Pulling it out of the freezer.. Going mommy "what is this?.. can we get them? Singing down the streets.. "My cock is much bigger than yours!! My cock can walk you right through the door... with the feeling SO PURE!! It’s got you coming back for More!! Sing-a--pore... DE-NILE!! cant you see that I love my cock!" -system of a down.... what a song.. Jen and I dressing you up in hockey equipment..at Canadian Tire..(hey speaking of canadian tire.. Do they only sell canadian made tires? Hmmm) then Jen and I throwing hockey pucks and soccer balls at you.. Recording it on my camera.. Only to realize that me, the operator... cant fucking record and whip pucks at carly to test out the equipment .. You know.. To know if its good for your game. Hahha... dressing up in camoflagoue.. LOOKING FOR YELLOW RUBBER BOOTS... grr.. Don’t they sell them in my size? Cuz I honestly want to go to skewl w them!! You cutting Jen’s hair with pruning things in Canadian Tire as well..playing star-wars... me trying on that ugly hanging flower pot thing or whatever on my head.. Saying that I have to test it on my head to know if it’s the same size as the one I broke.. B/c the one I broke.. -while I was supposibly drunk- fit on my head perfectly.. So I could play star wars.. With a ‘helmet’.. Getting pictures taken w the policeman statues in the stores... ‘SHOPLIFTING costs us ALL’ I find yellow rubber boots.. Try them on.. Only like 6 sizes too small... :( Dying our hair.. Like for FREE of charge.... WHERES MY THANK YOU fellas!! Hahaha.. Me singing opera to system of the down to the streets of chatham...Dying our hair... for like a very SMALL price.... thanks I shall say to myself.  Summer is now done.. but we definatly have had some fun... Fun times driving around in Chatham... opera singing to System of a Down... ya you know its damn good.. haha,  My party in the backyard once again.. this time.. I didnt pass out.. lmfao.. Electric Fences, Peeing on the road, Hiding in corn fields, "can we go cow tipping," the stupid cow that woke everyone up except for me, your tits will keep you warm.. you sleep on the outside... "I thought you two hated one another..." *Friends for Life*  "Let's get together & see some fucking Lepricons man"

Hey human! Well I guess now it's officially.."Huwoman-og" Your book that's called.."HAHAHA" lol.. Your thought of the day about a man named Bob.. & his last name Loblaws ->"Bob Loblaws" Me waking up from my daily nap in English class..& looking up..only to realize that chick was -staring- at me...again!! ..KayLr's Stupid Thought of the Day-> If people don't shave their legs... do they shave their armpits!? sickning "-she could probabaly braid it...just sick man" "She gives me Seducing looks!"?! skipping English class & doing your shopping in the big ol town of DRESDEN.. Are you afraid of a man this big? "'Who Renee?'" "No you" LOL.. Being at the pool.. & being EXTREMELY tempted to running out on deck & doing a belly flop with our street clothes on & then getting out & taking off!! My party in my backyard & oh yeah.. you're house in your room getting drunk! The great Kool-Aid cover up!! Great Times... We both wear Socks to bed.. after all this time we thought we were the only ones who were getting made fun of for it!! we got Frog toes? J/K.:) Your good ol story about you riding your bike.. & hitting yourself on purpose for some dump reason...& FALLING OFF the bike!!! LMAO...We were on the floor laughing & then Alyssa's parents come walking in.. "Hi I'm Renee" says Renee to Alyssa's parents trying not to look embarassed!! Me stumbling through your doorway because of that stupid board.. Hiding in bean fields at Alyssa's party... no alcohol so all we could do to sum it up is run around in circles to get fucking extremely dizzy..but then you turn out to fucking run into a pool!! HAHAHA... tripping over tent strings while seeing them at the LAST minute before trying to hurdle them... Playing SWA T at Lyssa's house too!! & the cake eating contest....Oh yeah.. me talking in Broccoli language & sounding like Eddy Murphy!... Black Eyed Peas music reminds me of you! Don't fall down those stairs in Belgium.. haha Im glad you're back in Canada.   I missed my Huwoman-og. Talking on the phone while the whole time I was trying to a cork out of a bottle... hmmm.. lol. The first day we hung out after your exchange to Belguim.. getting drunk in the public school, hopping the fence into the greenhouse only cuz we had to pee... stumbling across the school yard, then trying to walk with our hands on the ground & our ass in the air. CORK..cheers... & CHUG.. clanging in the bookbag.. mint flavoured cellophane... "This cellophane wrapper doesn't fucking taste like mint!!!"   "Kayla, the toothpick is mint-flavoured"... "But read..it says mint flavoured CELLOPHANE!!" I'm still confused about that.  The church concert we were suppose to be at..& I had it all planned "I love boys in bands" =) lol  Hanging out in the conservation area while the guys played golf but trying to hit us..at first anyways.. I'm so glad to see you home, here in Canada =) 

Hey lets try to get in the bars... doing the MOOON WALK... playing that game.. Making our own rules in a way... nikki nikki nine door through the hotel rooms... hiding -INSIDE- the rides at the wheels.. Getting photo shots down w that old man on the rocking chair.. Right beside that graveyard.. Getting kickd out of the play area.. B/c it is closed.. Oh.. Im sry we didnt know that... but we just happened to like squeeze between the fence thing to get in.. Didnt really think to go to the desk to check if it was open.. (duh.. We knew it was closed..).. I came out.. Then he was like.. How many more ppl are in there.. Im like one.. Then im like yelling your name.. Then out of nowwhere.. Your head pops up.. And is like.. Ahh is this the way out? Hahaha Trying on old lady underwear and bras and walking around with them on in zellars.. Old men were staring.. Putting thongs in freezers at stores? Can you imagine a lil kid.. Pulling it out of the freezer.. Going mommy "what is this?.. can we get them? The night of Carl, Kd, Eener and i...The guys at the wheels... the dude on crutches checkd out Renee... then we FOLLOW them to ‘watch’ them play mini-putt... but yet.. Renee... sits on the counter and starts posing as if shes a porn star... nice... right in front of those dudes.. Lol.. Then Carl goes and asks for their numbers.. But then later on.. We talk to these other dudes.. One turns out to be a bartender.. Talks to us.. HITS on us we shall say... gives us his room number... as we make up one n give him ours.. Wtf.. Then the next friggin day im at quizznoe’s subs w my lunatic loretta mother... n they walk in... so I pretend that im a different person.. Nice disguise of myself eh... I probably started talking w some accent knowing me eh.. Dying our hair... you remind me.. Of... PINK!! Lol.. Me singing opera to system of the down to the streets of chatham... Dying our hair.. yours pink.. mine blue black.. that was quite a day.. of fun...but then again.. any day w you is fun!  You're Head Bump Guy as Im Crew Leader of the I HATE PREPS.. hahaha Jen and you were my sidekicks to come with me to get my lip pierced.. oh what the day... we managed to go on the right day to eh?!! CHEAP DAY... lmfao... "hmm, I may as well ..its cheap day..."  Heading back for you after McDonalds..."HEY THATS MY CORNER!!!" (the old ladies standing at the lights on the corner...) Shopping in London together, teaching you the tricks of the trade.... you 'bought' a jamacan dude smokin.. taht is actaully an ash tray is it not? lol... the stapler i made you try that you wheel acrossd the store.. at the cash lady.... did it hurt.. lmfao... the pen you got as well, "I cant get it to click down..., can you help me..."  made my mom get nicely zapped.. then on the way home we finally tested it out for ourselves... -Friends for Ever and Ever-
PST: is today opposite day?!! "Call into work today and tell them you got something better to do" "Don't smack yourself while riding a bike"

Hitting ppl in the head with the candy from the necklaces 'boughten' from yearbook.. . Halloween.. my mohawk.. & the old dude who thought he'd stop & talk to me and show me his mohawk.. what a loser...The house that scared the living shit out of Leeann.. hahaha.. eggin some cars.. "Hey WATCH THIS GUYS!!" - i throw a pencil case, miss jackson begins yelling at me.. haha-, Let's sneak outta class.. as i head to the door trying to be so quite and sneaky..... and trip over the chair.. "hey, throw that airplane at her.. dont worry... she'll think its me anyways"..hahaha  WHAT ARE YOU FOUR!? "no im actually 16, but i just act as if im 4...".. hahaha We need to party some more together lol.. .. P.S.: Watch out for the pudding.. hahaha.. wouldnt want to step in that...."Shut the fuck up... you son of a bitch.."  'Ewww..whats that on the ceiling?'..... "DON'T STEP THERE!! -there's an ant crossing" hahahaha.. im a fuckin moron man.. lol  Carly, Kim, I and you heading to your house to make GURL CHESSES.. hahaha.. are you ready to LEARN?  And well these stitches in my lip.. they're from a street fight i had.. you should see what the other chick looks like.. she's in a coma...Honestly, who makes out w a singing fish? "Hey You, ya You.. can you help get me down from here.." The cat at Renee's house that fucking hissed at me when I was just trying to be nice.. lol PS: what happens at the wheels, stays at the wheels... dumbshit.. haha  Spray paint? Say what? Amo-Jay Oes-day Rugs-day!!! pfff... "I hate preps.. But I do jocks.." Going in stores only to dick around.. See if we can get kickd out.. Or not even really that..! Dressing Carly up in hockey equipment in Canadian Tire.. (hey speaking of canadian tire.. Do they only sell canadian made tires? Hmmm) then throwing hockey pucks and soccer balls at her.. Recording it on my camera.. Only to realize that me, the operator... cant fucking record and whip pucks at carly to test out the equipment .. You know.. To know if its good for our game. Hahha dressing up in camoflagoue.. LOOKING FOR YELLOW RUBBER BOOTS... grr.. Don’t they sell them in my size? Cuz I honestly want to go to skewl w them!! Carly cutting your hair in canadian tire w pruning things.. Playing star-wars...me trying on that ugly hanging flower pot thing or whatever on my head.. Saying that I have to test it on my head to know if it’s the same size as the one I broke.. B/c the one I broke.. -while I was supposibly drunk- fit on my head perfectly.. So I could play star wars.. With a ‘helmet’ Getting pictures taken w the policeman statues in the stores... ‘SHOPLIFTING costs us ALL’ I find yellow rubber boots.. Try them on.. Only like 6 sizes too small... :(...Sitting in a fridge freezer in zellers eh? THONGS IN FREEZERS?? Say what!!? since when did we have to freeze them!  Summer is done officially done.. and well we had quite some good times I must say... driving around in Chatham... opera singing to system of a down, My party... electric fence, cow tipping?, hiding in corn fields, pee races on the road, the cow that woke everyone up except for me, making Carly sleep on the outside of everyone.. since you know... her tits will keep her warm.. har har, "I THOUGHT YOU TWO HATE EACH OTHER!?"  Going to get my lip pierced.. hey its cheap day.... -sweeeeeeeet-... heading back to them for Eener from McDonalds, the old ladies on the corner..."HEY THATS MY CORNER..." the other old lady in the middle of the intersection trying to cross the road that pratically turtled as you just randomly started screaming out the window.. hahaha in attempts to scare her... and yes we did. and I felt bad.. and still do.. as I laugh at the scene she has within my head of her pratically turtling thinking like Bin Ladin was droppping a bomb or something... Screaming at random ppl on the street,,, finding the white-est people on the streets and screaming.. "You think you're black don't cha!!" oh fuck.. the conversation we had on msn.. everymsg we had either FUCK or SCUNT or BIA or something of the like.. until ya i accidently.. just sent 'lol' oh stuipid me.. we were making a WORLD RECORD.. ya right eh... hahaha, registerin for skewl... eating at Burns... "I wonder if they burn everything here..."  Me biting my lip and like screaming.. haha.. "stop it guys, Im trying to get a job here.. "  At the school Carly being greated by her BEST of friends.. har har.. oh you know what im talking about here... Great Times and Great Memories...  -Friends Foreva Bia-

 Hey fuckr.. let's make a tally on these desks of how many ppl hate that bitch.. sitting in the office.. our skewl is soo gay.. We need to party togetha .. for the only time that we really did, .. you were puking.. haha.. good times good times.. I'm here for you anytime, anyday... you know my number, feel free to call it.. I care about you a lot.. I dont ever want to loose you.. we can make it through these tough years together... you dont like the anolagy.. of being a fucking try-pod.. understandable.. but if one of us goes down, we both go down.. I'm here to pick you back up in case you fall.. I love you Leeann... rememeber that.  You got to go up on stage with those drug-free guys of the STAND STRONG TEAM... only to realize you were wearing your weed sweatband.. lmfao.. nice.. Stealing golf balls eh after they were like directed at us all to try & hit us? lol I will always be here for you as long as live. luv ya lots -friends for life-

 Yo Yo Mona Lisa.. lol.. We fooled Miss. Fulton.. I always got you in trouble.. haha.. throwing paper balls/planes ather desk.. you get in trouble.. hiding her chalk.. & you being her first suspect. Our presentation.. that I used my proper english for. "This is where they 'keeped' the people... ahhh.. I mean.. kept!!" LOL.. & her believing us that she dropped her pocket.. & right after watchin out for the pudding that wasn't there  Wood Tech. in gr.10 .."Oh Bisquit" rememeber now,  the key to being "annoying" ->WHAT WHAT?? .. .. FOODS CLASS I was stuck with Brian!! But he is quite hilarious & an amazing friend & person in general. The cupboard that Brian knocked down in foods.. & broke like five plates! All I did was take off running cuz Mrs.Hormones.. woud of taken another bitter trip.. haha..  "I'll shut up now"  Our April Fool's jokes.. the Wanted Signs of Carly.. was the greatest... Eating a whole ice cream cake (all 5 of us) before a soccer game.. "ahh.. I don't feel soo good" lol Hiding in a bean field to scare the living shit out whoever it was.. at Alyssa's party.. hahaha.. playing SWAT at her house & my shoe that caught on fire.. hahaha Physics class-> getting electricuted.. Kim & the pencil.. ahah.. all we heard was "POFF!!!" *blue explosion* & Kim jumping & the pencil flying.. good times.. pst.. you dropped your pocket.. & O watch out for the pudding. lol Partners IN Law...->SWAT. Oh, & how can I forget to mention our "MATURE WALKS"!? "What you were born in 1923!??" "are we playing simon says?"   "maybe its the operator" hahah.. just some of my stupid moments of random things..  math class.. I'm the coolest loser according to Vanhorne, BYOB: bring your own binder.. ahh.. i was just shot down there..  We like always seem to look up to the same ppl.. eh?  If you ever need -anything- I am here, dont be afraid to ask.. ;) N well, yes thank you for like everything that you have done for me.. You've made things a lil more easier to approach some ppl.. lol all those awkard silences as we walk past *code name.* haha  we froze up the one time.. & was like.. ahh... aww.. ahh.. i owe you a lot... "Are you ready to learn!?" In grainger's class.. me saying "WTF?" then her saying, why are you all so loud? me accidently shouting.. cuz its FRY-DAY!!! I luv ya Lisa. friends forever *Friends for Life* No matter what I'm always here for you.  Thank you for always taking the time to listen to me & like even stay up those late nights talking to me.. thank you, I really appreciate it.

KATIE
Katie, I still remember first day of grade nine.. hanging with you.. even though we had no fucking clue who each other was.. lol.. ~A*C~ Simon Birch..  Why Walk When You Can Run?, Mr.J's class..  Jarv.. Why I shake my fist at him.. lol.. My Simpson's Watches!! I still got them too! Remember passing the candy through the door while walking to mr.j's class.. theres a frame there.. ur arm wont go through it.. LOL.. Flower Picking in Dresden.. Business class.. So Boring!!!. BABY FOOD!! ya..we finally tried it again.. "JUGS?" 'Hey mom, Look at Katies ..... -Shirt-' my party in my backyard!! During the summer everytime we would talk I was eating blueberries for like three days straight..  Taking the wheelchair from Lindsay's house.. & having races with it!! Alyssa's party & hanging out with great 'ol Renee!! :) Vegetable fight.. me talking in Broccoli language & sounding like Eddie Murphy.. Lyssa asking you why you just cant ride your brother.. yeah she forgot the main word "with" hahaha.. & most of all.. choosing the BLUE LOCKERS on the opposite side of the hall.. hahaha.. we're sooo mean!! NOT.... me saying hi to your brother.. & him turning around.. looking like a fag.. & saying "hi" in a nice voice, eh.!! lol, your student card.. hehehe.. you look like POP-EYE. awww..it's cute!! MISSION ARROW!! Who's that hanging from the ceiling? LMAO  MULLETS!!!!!   In the caf. having Shiraz come to me "You know what im coming to talk to you about dont you..." haha.. yeah..i sure do....(as i clear my mind hoping its not what im actually thinking.. lmao)  CRUISING w ash.. "oh shit.. thats my uncle...".. like 2 seconds later.."oh shit thats my other uncle" lmfao.. Florence.. n the good ol Old Mill store... "I think I shit my pants...do you have any TP?".. our night out w me driving.. Wow.. incrediable.hahah.. I got to touch his teddy bear..lmao... & umm ya.. i think i need math help.. Falling off your chair in the library!! hahaha going up to the library and suddenly remember Arthur's musical to "having fun isnt hard when you have a library card".. but even better.. Brains,  Jekyl, Jekyl, Hyde, Jekyl, Hyde Hyde Jeckly... song.."Returning.. or..." *& I thought, & I said.. "No, RENEW!!!" hahahaha.. how dare I scratch my face w my middle finger.. lol.. talking in accents... "Let's take turns carrying each other's binders to class!!" Licking books for money, crawling under the shelves in the library.. marco!!! POLO!!..  the David Beckham book.. lmao...Always remember... me singing system of a down in opera out the window to everyone in chatham.. lmfao... Thank you for everything Kat-I-E. .lol  I'm here for you any time. -Friends Forever-  Peace out Laquisha!
P.S: Those stupid picture machines at the wheels where I always "FORGET" to look at the camera.... .. hmm.. or maybe i just am too stupid to realize where i have to look.. ahhaaha.. im soooo stupid

 Ahhh!! Pickle man, lol.. we have some great memories, eh? Grade Nine was amazing, your fruit loops watch was how we first actually started talking! Playing against you in elementary school! haha.. Why walk when you can run? Professional Hill Rolling
Competitions in the snow, Boner pants.. WHERE'S GUIDANCE?? you thought it was the SLC,aww... Walking on the "lines" in the halls.. otherwise the alligators will eat you.. ahhh!! The icecream on the ceiling, makin Oreo Ice cream, you break dancing on the Oreo's lol.. hahaha.. Your cousin feeding you fish.. well actually.. she fed the tank.. it was  full of fish Food!! haha.. o god. i will never forget that.. that was hilarious!!"Make like Tom and CRUISE" haha. "You' are SO... Tanarexic" lol.. History in the caf., with you blowing your nose in paper!? haha.. Your dance in the bathroom.. ahah.. your hilarious.. My Parrrrr-ty in my backyard->  Whats a frogs favourite sport? CROAKET.. Whats the best time to go to the Dentist..? TOOTH-ERTY... Oh ya.. your chapstick "Burts Bees" = SEX.... lol.. definatly a misunderstanding there..  Wheelchair Races!! hahaha.. The other cake eating contest at your house!! haha.. it's the tradition!  Your Pinyata! that I wrapped around the tree.. and smashed to hell.. yup yup.. great times!! Me putting a new msg on your answering machine.. haha.. when did your parents actually notice it anyways? haha..  Princess LAYA!!! Me talking Broccoli language...  I actually sounded like EDDIE MURPHY!? hahah.. i was making fun of broccoli....Drivers Ed-> "What a loser".. lol.. the lil girl picking her wedge while we eat.. my nuggets flew.. haha.. & Gary was like 'you're insane." haha In the caf. having Shiraz come to me "You know what im coming to talk to you about dont you..." haha.. yeah..i sure do....(as i clear my mind hoping its not what im actually thinking.. lmao)MOVIE NIGHT.. i got to touch his teddy bear!! IS THAT LEGAL?  Great times Buddy-o..-haha  Luv ya lots -Friends for Life-

 FIREDRILL!!!! haha.. "where do I set my cappochino?" LMAO.. haha.. Heather's car smells like cappochino... after the "CRASH!" the construction dudes seen it all.. haha.. OMG.. there's a cop.. SEATBELTS.. Parenting class.. PEN-15 ..'PLACENTA' sick.... "I had to turn on the dishwasher.. just to block out the noise.. " SICK.. yeah we definatly didnt want to know about that.."Ashley.. are you sure you didnt have any illicit things this morning.. .?" -I only had a donut!!  HMM... what kind of donut!!? Cruising w nothing to do.. hahaha."oh shit theres my uncle.." then like two seconds later "Oh shit theres my other uncle.." you're fucking hilarious Ash-mo-Hash..lol.. just made that up haha. good times man.. The time that you had to run outta the caf. and then were trapped in the bathroom.. what you did was hilarious though, dont feel bad.. muahahhaa.. we need to party together man.. muahaha GREAT TIMES on movie night .. the ring 2.. how stupid of a movie,... but hey, driving around, i got to touch his teddy bear.. hahaha..


SUPER HEATHER!!!!!!!
Hey is that a show flying?  NOPE.. it's just your shoe..haha. you really need to keep your shoe on when you go to kick things..lol.. but hey that was so gr.9.  Grade ten was quite a year together especially in foods with our teacher.. good ol Mrs. Hormones. & my great idea to put ex-lax in her sample.. the food fight with potato wedges & w.e else.  I should of became famous that day.. .. I made up soo many jokes.. (im sure that weren't even funny) "What's the #1 food that gets fingered? -french fries!" speaking of french fries.. is there a such thing as Canadian Fries or maybe English Fries??  "Stick that weiner in between the buns, hun!" hahaha.  Brian putting the dishes away.. turns out the TOP shelf isn't very sturdy.. hahaha.. as the whole entire shelf collapses & all we can see is Brian trying to catch all the glass bowls.. hahaha oh man... Trying to be Britney Spears takes a lot of talent.. wow.. dancing with chairs takes a lot out of ya.. trust me on that one.. haha.. I tried at Renee's party... heheand got pics to prove it.. ahaha.. be careful while walking especially down the halls when I'm in front of ya, b/c who knows what I'll break and what will come crashing down behind me.. (haha.. oopps.. the ceiling at school.. LMAO)  PLACENTA!! we're scared for life man... birth movie.. who the hell filmed that shit.. & who makes those rules that we had see that man.. fucking nast.  Coming back from timmy's at lunch.. FIRE DRILL!!! Did me & Ashley scare you?.. hahah.. How was driving Brian to chatham.. hahaha.. me and Katie are filming a movie and you two are always together.. LOL.. "CRASH" ... glad everything's a.ok.. the construction dudes seen it all.. and me and ashley's cappuccino all down our pants and in your car.. haha,, i couldnt stop laughin.. ahhaha. sry.. "I dont understand.. why are you being so mean??.. you're a mean mean man..." <--- gotta love all the stupid/dumb things i do and say.. oh man.. im such a loser.. hahaha...   "HEAT-HER!! My computer just asked me if I wanted to run away"  oooppps.. guess i can't read.. for it turns out it only said 'try again' .. lmao... SUPER HEATHER.. TO THE RESCUE.. im eventually gonna make you a cape.. and come visit you sometime at the wheels.. and you better be wearing it while you are lifegaurding.. hahaha...j/k.. i need a picture of it though with you in it while working.. muahahaha.... WOO HOO.. I've officially started "THE ADVENTURES OF SUPR HEATHR" hahaha.. u say you've posted them on your bulletin board thing.. but is it true?? *-) lol..I love visiting you at work and that dude you showed us, Tyler? FUCKING HOTTIE!! ewwwwouch.. haha.. *air hump* haha.. ya.. well... have you learnd your lesson now heather? hehehe... maybe i should learn from it too.. hmmm.. gotta love the red light in thamesville.. haha.. Linz and I coming to visit you like almost pratically every friday night eh.. haha, In media studies.. that crazy substitute.. Heather ask her if shes from Subway or Quizzno's sub... haha.. shes a sub.. lol.. "Do i have to rewind the dvd?" Her climbing up the shelve behind my desk to sit up there.. and it fucking collapses.. and the books go everywhere.. "you know what that looks like.. the statue of liberty.." NAW REALLY!!! hahah.. we've just all known this from like 20 minutes ago when we first saw it.. her crazy clothes, that medallian for a necklace.. her hair clip that doesnt do anything.. BAM BAM!! "yab-ba-da-ba-dooo!!!" haha.... OK, as well, me saying feel sorry for poles because nobody ever says hello to them, while you were thinking i was about to say that nobody pays any attention to them...now if i did say that, you were going to say.. "have you ever been to a strip club?" lol.. "there's a war going on?!....Oh right.. i remember now.. " Grainger saying something, & me saying outloud "WTF?" Then as well, Grainger asking us why we all are soo loud today, and I accidently yell "cuz its FRY-DAY!!!" Im going to do a run by fruity to that bitchy lifegaurd that works with you.. muahaha.... Im burping and its tasting like vodka heather.. all im eating is doritos and pepsi!!.. oh wait.. i think its just the taste of the boo boo bubble ice cream i ate earlier.. haha my cat is as heavy as like a dumbtruck!.. guys w mohawks.. guys w dick lines, no hair on chest.., big strong shoulders, but no deformed head.. well.. if you are thinking of the head i was thinking as.. . oh man.. the drive-by going to the library (to make sure everyone knows i mean a driveby as in.. walking through the art room while heading to the library.. ) Third time I got caught by stod dawg.. lol she sent me to apologize, meanwhile mcdonald didn't even realize that I walkd through her classroom.. Well.. I did the driveby.. & man it was perfect timing..the first time lmao.. macdonald walked out of the classroom just as I walked in.. haha, it would have been more fun if she was in there though.. just to see a the teachers reaction.. esp. her.. hahaha.. I almost got sent to the office as well today in english w good ol fancy mancy Grainger.. oh man..lol English class during silent reading all the times we got yelled at or told to shut up... you had to put up with me since i sat in front of you.. lol... as Grainger would say "You're very restless today".. & I respond.. "ahh whats restless mean?" Your book... "54 year old cock dangling..!!" What kind of book are you reading sick-o.. lol... "NO keep your clothes on!!".. I was just like wtf are you asking me!? haha.. Well.. the summer of gr11 is going by quite fast.. i biked all the way from my house to thamesville just to go visit you at work? lol and you werent even there.. gee.. lol.. Visiting you at the wheels though is fun, for everytime we go there, I either get into shit, or almost get kickd out or something.. Before summer ends, we need to party togetha!! you're one of a kind Hdawg.. haha.. luv ya lots  SUPR HEATHER!! -Friends Forever-

 Mission Arrow!! hahaha.. hiding in the ceiling? lmao. what a nice hiding spot.. we had to get our shoes.. but while you were lifting me up.. you just had to look for teachers.. as im stretched out almost falling down.. .. LMAO.. skipping the stupid assembly.. I had to write a letter saying where I was..but of course.. "I was OBVIOUSLY there.."hahaha.. "sa----y   whhhh-atttt?" hahaha.. driving to timmys for lunch with Heather.. she's quite a good driver.. haha FIRE DRILL.. shit happens man.. the construction dudes seen it all.. "CRASH!!!" lmao.. good times.. good times..

Testza
What can I say, other than being the world's most famous cross country pals! lmao!! Yupp, let's get some parties started down out here in the fucking boonies!! lmao..Hahha.. hanging out in the new Wal-Mart talking in the aisle off to the side.. and then a lady completly runs over my ankle with her god damn cart.. and me bitching at her as she continues on.. and circles around us.. ahhaah.. Then we decide to actually shop.. and we find the keys of the jewellery in the fucking key hole.. hahah.. I should of stole them.. just for whatever reason.. cuz you know.. its the cool thing to do now a days.. hahaha.. then being in the entertainment centre and me turning up the volume to like almost full blast.. yup.. that was exciting.. hahah...  Me talkng to myself through math class.. lol.. do I annoy you? haha and then my sudden burts of laughter just outta the blue.. haha Soccer's kickin ass... BYOB: bring your own binder.. says vanhorne.. after i yelld out BYOB.. Don't eat meatball subs.. haha you'll be in the sick room.. oh really, why is taht Tes? haha..  Vanhorne reading my shirt, makin me turn it inside outside.. tahts CIFF.. hahaha  Coming home on the bus from Soccer.. "Don't spread this around.. BUT..." hahahha.. you are fucking hilarious man.. oh god.. Battleshits eh?.... haha Hanging out w your lil brother and you playing video games and watching Jackass n some Napoleon Dynamite was quite the night... I had fun, n i hope you two did as well.... I will come out and hang out w your family sometime soon, haha, we'll watch Jackass the Movie.. muwhahaha... my jokes.. well I dont know what I will tell.. I'll try and keep them fairly clean.. hahaha.. "Testza's dad thinks im funny...." in napoleon voice... Shopping together in great Old Chatham.. just soo much to shop at you know.. haha.. QUIZNO'S SUBS.... lets eat in the car.. lol Flipping sweet.. I was a winner from my cup..only i lost the thing once again.. ooooooops.   -friends forever!-