And the memories start....

ROAR!!!  Gr.9 was fucking amazing! Rehearsing the extra-thick DQ Blizzards commercial in Dairy Queen. NIBS in the movies.. & then the great idea to try & spit them.. as they landed in the ladies hair who sat right in front of us. More NIBS the nezt visit to the movies only that time getting threatened to be kicked out. Mission Impossible in the halls. Mr.J's class.. is that a banana hanging from the ceiling.. Yes this would be called -operation banananer.- Then taking out the garbage for him -on the sqeuky cart in the middle of classes... You telling Jamo that you know where he lives & him automatically cussing at me for telling you.. Hacking into his computer, being tempted to lock him in the greenhouse- & the whole class of all girls almost did. Green Kool-aid Jammers juice on his floors. "Bill Nye the Science Guy" (interia is a property of matter) Searching the greenhouse for his stash with like the -whole entire- class. Greenhouse games (the hose) FRENCH CLASS MEMORIES -> mostly getting yelled at by "the MADAMME" -EVERY- day..throwing pencil cases, break dancing, & most of all.. your french song! You just falling in the middle of the halls just to be an idiot.. Gym class.."aww Kayla where's our shoes?" muahahaha!  WAL-MART signs.. The Garbage Dumpster in DACS.. Jarv's Gay Class.. vandilising his desks.. JGD.. Rayla Nerbert, "COOKIE!" another long story, which we don't have enough time for.. lol  Cake Eating Contest's.. -Simon Birch In the locker? Nope just Lindsay.- "Use Your fucking Blinker Bitch" My best question of all in science class- as i clear my voice "Mr.Jamieson.. you know how the people on Mars are called "Martians", & people on earth are called "earthlings?" Well what do we call people who live on "Uranus"?"  Our movie, Grind! "PINCH ME!!" .. "*howl* *howl* We're nobody's food!!,"  "I've just been violated by a lizard..... .. .it actually felt pretty good,"  "Dude, I just got peed on!"  "WHITE CHOCoLATE" Our games to play during lunch hour!  OPERATION SCARE---failure.. haha.. hiding in the front lawn behind trees... & shrubs to scare lyss & Kd.. Many operations..& more to come.. Buying Baby Food for lunch.. Fart Bombs in the movie theatre.  You named our new dog, Chedder! Fire crackers.. Eating an ice cream cake with five of us..my party at my house & not getting BUSTED---- what a success.  Practically all of us from Renee's party coming to visit you at work!! Fart bombs gr.9 hall? 'what are you talking about?"  Your bday party at the wheels.. Me just helping myself to the drinks at the bowling alley since Mr.Retard just refused to serve us...he don't want to serve us... I'll serve myself.. & getting that guys number & actually phoning him up.. he's actually a ..LOSER.. Jamo admitting he was on drugs.. Wanna sit in the ceiling?  MISSION ARROW.. & trying to get in the ceiling.. nice ski shoes!! PARTY BOY...zooming down the halls on my mini skateboard.. then getting it taken away.. New years!! STEVE-O..."barthalamew"!! "Beer before liqour->never been sicker" good times at my house.. lol..permanent marker tattoos all down our backs.. Lazer tag at the wheels (FART BOMBS) & hitting up on those dudes.. haha..what all happened? lmao..The good ol Punk Rawk Show... "I GOT TO GO PEE".. at least we made it to the mall.. ahaha.. how did that blue box get in the middle of the road?... The Go-Kart we parkd in the lot... poor kid... I'VE GOT MY FUCKING LICENSE!! Screaming telling JB that she's a fucking bitch!!! Cruising around chatham, hanging at the wheels, being drunk at wal-mart.. the ppl thought I was more drunk than you, lil did they know, I had nothing to drink, I was just acting like myself.. "Have you seen Marco? Last name Polo?" leaving McDonalds.. I think I proved that I can be a crazy driver.. you fucking spilt your drink all across the front dash board, bit your lip open & everything.. sry man. Me& btown gurls comin to your house to pick ya up. Me punking your neighbours number.. ..bringing ya to "Tupperville" aka Pudgy's part-ayy... "You know what, I feel as if I dont know you at all.. " haha  Alright, so we had another night out together & well we had a blast.. tunes cranked.. & cruising w heads banging.. fucking curbs.. & fucking teenagers fucking their parents cars up... "OMG, tell me what it lookts like... how bad is it.. holy fuck.. how bad is it!!!?" .....  "Hey, look here comes a tractor, I bet he's going faster than i am," it took us a whole hour to come from chatham to thamesville!! Going 40 all the way home, windows down, 4 ways on, tunes cranked & air cranked? We cruised by Constable Tricker... you duckd!! lmfao Those hot firefighters...lol.. DIE YOUNG & SAVE YOURSELF!!!! St.Paul's skewl lawn, fucking fence.. you know what im saying.. Me thinking I'm in heaven seeing Kellan .. so I make a friggin u-turn within like 20 seconds.. haha, "Kellan? KELLAN!!!!! KELLAN!!! Kellan?????" hahahah.. "Kayla LOOK!!!" ahhh shit son!! hahah.. never seen that side of the road from that perspective before.. "We should go to chatham again more often.."says Linz.. as I look at you & in a serious tone respond by saying "ah.. I dont think we'll be goin anywhere for I will not be able to use the car after I get home.. ."  ..."hey look out the window, we're going slow enough.. can you find a pen..." hahhaa.. good times.. & soo much stupid shit that i say.. OH, as well, where the hell are you getting all these books from????? ----oh they're kayla's.. "I dont do this cuz I think it's cool, I do it for the MUSIC!!"... waving to everyone as we cruise by them..  "from this perspective it looks like its on an angle..."  "you know I'm not loitering".. my gigantic burp.. old ladies/men shoot me a dirty look...oops.. sry... My tires gonna EXPLODE... "Sir do you know anything about cars?"  You laying on the parking lot lookin underneath the car for me.. thanks... parking in pregnant ladie stalls.. oh well.. they cant prove anything.. ahha
   OH and how can I forget to mention the whole fact of you pushing me into lockers, & of course, guess who comes to give ME shit... like wtf.. man.. oh ya, you know I was just trying to make a scene.. like grrr.. 
   So we had another friday night together in chatham.. next time let's go to sarnia instead, theres nothin in chatham... unless we got some crazy signs that we can hang out the window.."YOUR HOT" ...& well you know the other.. "Let's go find some lil boys" <--pedophile!!.. those lil boys wanted us to come watch them play their basketball tournament.. we came back too late... they took all of "our?" pioneer money... where did you steal those glasses from? do you work in a factory? Racing through the mall, "no books for us today".. The spitting adventures of the night, you managed to score in the ash tray thing outside.. hahaa.. ridin through walmart on tricycles, some kind of barbie scooter, & skateboards.. with Melissa!  "I just need to make sure its strong enough"...You and Melissa testing to see if the bouncy balls would bounce when you drop the bag on the floor.. haha.. setting up a religious thing w a picture of the pope & all those candles.. got tylenol? Givin those three girls a ride home.. "you're Lindsay Smith right?" wickd... underagers giving underagers smokes.. haha.. gotta love strangers..THEY GIVE THE BEST CANDY!!  Quizzno's Subs?---> fucking orgasmic.. "its an orgasm on a plate"  your stupid game with license plates.. haha.. I still havent gotten you with ONE!! lol..sneaking into the jungle gym thing.. "im copying you.. haha" (in the car) That old guy in McDonalds, lookin me up and down.. as i "point" my finger out... you think a) ET, b) penis, c) pointing.. haha oh man...SICK OLD MEN!! viagra's working...sitting on/in the screen of that Juarassic Park game.. ROAR!!  I ended up piercing the center of my hand.. oucheee.. Stealing ppl's wishes out of the waterfall water thing.. .& scooping up two ping pong balls as well.. riding on that luggage hauller thing whahahaha...Sparklers!! trying to stick one through Poh's head.. hahaha Going through the drive through at McDonalds, giving the girl a tip.. which was a SPARKLER... & what else did you give her?? lmfao.. she definatly thought we were fuckd.. Being threatened to get beat up by some girls in chatham..

  The friday night that btown & I picked you up from the streets of tville and took you to chatham... thanks for those chicken balls.. yummy...Hitting on old men stopd at red lights beside us.. SEXY.. value village trying on all that "rad" clothing..  wow, you -bought- a lot.. Esp. that damn sexy fine hat.. VOODOO.. the whole long process to get our goods.. meeting Bubbles.. party boy throughout the parking lot.. getting a wheelchair parking lot sign, & a crowbar thing!? Oh man, sitting in a big hippie circle at a government building having a good time.. then heading to WHITECASTLE..we all get in the car & within 5 seconds all back out of the car for spray.. haha.. the DRIVETHROUGH.. "annnnnnd...." it all came to !!! hahaha.. & we actually placed the order correct!! woohoo!!  just fukcing laughing our asses off.. then eating like mad hyenas... On our way home... we stop in at "Coca Cola".. I attempted at giving you a piggie back ride to Tim Horton's but we both ended up on the ground laughing our asses off.. im sry.. I like threw you over my head.. oopps.... whatta night. whatta night... Oh, The MANY ADVENTURES of Llyod and Raylr!!!
   Yet again we had another Fry-day night out together, but only this one was far more scary & fun all at the same time. Alright, so the night started off well, as we goofed off in Value Village meeting up with Christine & Kimi & then like millions of other ppl from LK... racing on tricycles, sitting on the toilets nude? lmao, I jumped out at a random person between the clothes & it turnd out to be Christine's mom.. "ahh, did one of your kids get out?" NO, thats just Kayla.. haha, trying on all the Grainger look a like clothing & well the plain old hilarious weird looking shit. "Oh..Government buildings. Hey, look theres a path here. Wow I never knew there was this here." as we run into a dead end.  "Wow government cars, I dont wanna do this back here!" You callin on the lil boys "I love skater boys!" we go to the rubber park, sit down, begin to light er up, only to realize they follow us!.... -so we run.  Light er up, & run again!.... then they find us, & they show us some of their tricks.  The one stupid cocky son of a bitch.  They stole our roach, after you threw it out & burried it... haha, I didn't even see you do it, so I'm like "its a treasure hunt for the roach!!" I found a bug & thought it was the fucking roach.. I sat there & stared at it for like two minutes trying to see if it was a bug or not..!  We then cruised, & after a while, I parked in a random lot in a random way, only to see the sign in front of us read; "Why did you think it was called Fry-day!? lmfao... "Hey, guess what, Kayla.  Last night I went for a jog and had a smoke while jogging!!"... "No, thats too much to write you Homo"....... "Say thanks to my mom, thats her money..." "We really only think its funny cause we're high.".... The road that kept bringin us around in circles!!! It's the never ending road!! Where are we?? OH... I KNOW WHERE WE ARE!!!   "I just got the feeling that we were in Hollywood."   "This is reminding me of Scary Movie... you know driving along the road.. & we just hit something...-what the fuck did we just hit!? Was it a dead body?"  ..."I'm like a poetic tragedy!"  The 10 & 14 yr. olds asking 4 weed... 10 yr old saying "thats cronic shit" hahah, lil kids.. Me thinking I saw like twenty vans go by us with space ships on top of them... seriosuly.. SPACESHIPS!!   "It was like a alien movie!!"  "Is there a drive-through for just chocolate?" "We're pyschotic and we love it!"  (false statement... Linz, you are not pyschotic.. as for me, this night proved that I am, or at least was)  "Just weave in with the cars".... "Serioiusly Kayla, you are like talking like your back in the day" (Was i like point my finger at you like as if i was lecturing you like an old man was?)  "I like driving like this (^), I drive the speed limit!"  "KAYLA!! you need to speed up, you're only going fucking 40!"  -no im not, im going 43!  hahaha  "Are you interviewing me? WITH THE QUESTIONS!?"  {man, I ask stupid questions, & say stupid shit}  "Is this for real, or is this cause we're high?"  "A shit load of shit"  "should we run?"   "A never ending line circle thing, driving through forever".... haha, running from that so called "dad" lol   "I missed it all, huh? Did I miss it or did I miss it?"  Are you laughing cause of french fries? {Why did you think it was called FRY-DAY!?}  They originally spell Fryday with an 'I' {friday} as in "I GET HIGH"... lol.. "High is legal there?" aka Hollywood. You know, Hollywood.. driving along the road with a beach to our left, the bright sun shining down upon us.. hmm..  I think we are in Hollywood. Thinking that someone was in the back seat.  Thinking we were dead & we were just dreaming.. trying to wake ourselves up.... We drove all the way home with the interior light on, eh?  No music as well.. I seriously thought the car was chasing us & was going to come kill us, then I thought you were directing me & leading me into a circle so they could catch up to us & kill me, for you were on the bad guys side..  (did i drive around dtown for a while before taking you home?)  Note to self: I steadily watch how Kayla drives.  I write a word, then look up.. IM SCARED ..... qoute, unqoute Kayla  Hey why the fuck would I write that!  "OK, now I feel as if we are in the movie "Twister"   That has half a sign, like hmm a tractor.  While me driving home, I realize that my car lights seem to form a M, like the McDonald's M.. n like wow, the dotted yellow line on the road, fill in the colour to make it appear to be McDonald's in front of my eyes...  "HOLY SHIT LINZ!!! -exactly an hour ago, I lookd at the clock.. last time I lookd it was 9:21, now its 10:21!!!, does that mean something?"  Incrediable man, its like a thing cause we're high so you run to the car then it's the same time.  I'm sry about scaring you, I dont know what exactly happened to me, but I know I scared you a lot.. & I apologize... 

 Well... once again another fuckd up weird Fryday night.. Im fucking done w drugs.. we're quitting together..& I'm keeping that promise.. drugs are fuckd up and although I was pratically only using them as an escape of reality & life.. I'm done with em.. its not worth it..
   Ok, so yes I fuckd up.  I admit to it.  Renee is now home & I know we are both really happy to have her back with us.  Going to the public skewl park to get drunk.  That bird in the middle of the sidewalk that you threw at us!? lol.. 
    This night started off with 17 STOLEN POKEMON POSTERS, pack of smokes, a stale kinder-egg with a fuckd up toy and a skateboarding magazine!! Going to see Tes & Lisa playing soccer.. As well as Ldawg. lol..only she wasnt there.. Then afterwards... coming from your house.. Stoppd at a stop sign.. We both look up.. See a tow truck.. And we both are like "ahh.. Isnt that lefebvereerera’s car?" "Yupp it is.. Soccer ball, and the stripes.... fuck.. That sucks.. Thats like the last thing she needs..." Nice basketball... as you reach and touch the soccer ball.. "ya.. B/c you know Linz.. Thats a fucking BASKETBALL!! Hahaha" Ordering inside McDonalds.. Then going through the drive-through directly afterwards for you... and we even planned to do that.. It was mistakenly.. .."Im sorry Mcdonalds makes me really horny.. I mean Happy. I don’t want the toy.. Im seventeen! ‘Alright how bout I give you the cookies..’ Ok." hahahah.. HAPPY cookies.. As Kayla Blurts out... like what makes them sooo happy... muwhaha... "Thanxs Dude... ‘Ok Mame’.." "Slow down mam" -Drew Outside.. As I bite into my burger only to find fucking PICKLES!!! when I specifically askd for NO PICKLES! Fuck sakes! What do we do? Throw them on the nearest window.. Nice.. Hey Linz.. Look at this Motor fucking cycle dude! ‘Can I take some pictures of your bike?’.... ‘Can I put on your helmet?’ ..... Can I take a picture of your license plate!? Hahahaha.. Before that though... "Can I take your picture for the Chatham paper... I’ll put happy bikers biking!"... then later on.. They come by us again.. As he comes up to us.. And is like.. You’re not from the chatham paper... Then I hear his name being called from his friend on the other side of the car.. So Im like.. Hey .. We do work at the chatham daily news... your name is ‘Matt’ (cant remember his actual name.. Hahaha) He got all like paranoid... lmfao.. ‘How’d you know that was my name?’ Then later on... "where’s the...where’s the.. Where’s the ..... *as you think...* the weed..." OH MAN.. Linz has a stutter... (funny thing is.. We weren't even going to get high.. N u just blurted that out.. You’re a dink)... Fuck this is like an orgasm on a road!... ... Damn.. That fart was a ruffler..... oh.. That one was a slither.. Just creeps out on ya without ya even knowing!! Just climbs its way out... hahaha "Fuck.. I think those were some bad onions!!!" ‘Oh, one sec.. I feel one brewing...’ Cruising down the road in Chatham.. Come to the lights.. So I stop for the YELLOW light to obey the LAW... when this chick beside us... looks at us.. And says "What did you just get your license or something?"... we answer being all nice.. Then we realize shes a lil PREP. So I turn to her.. And say.. "No, actually we just stole this car..".. As you turn your head... look at her, and shrug.. "you know the usual" .. Then *insert her dirty prep whore mommy’s girl look here* Then we drive off... Then Im like.. Fuck I should have been like.. ‘What.. Is that your mommy’s car?’.. or should have been like.. ‘What is your mom jan bray? Cuz you sure in the hell fucking act like a replica of her!! WHORE!’ I’m sorry I my tires squeekd there.. I was only obeying the law.. I was stopping for a yellow light!! (no seriously.. I was) ... Hey theres that fucking crack house!!!  
   Hahahahah!! Hey Linz.. Did you just realize.. We drove all the way to the Wheels.... just to take a SHIT!! Lmfao.... PRINCE ARTHUR STREET LINZ!! We found Joey! Whatta cutie.. Old ppl are yummy Kayla...Drunk or at least buzzing.. Well maybe.. Lol on the spinny ride at the Wheels... ‘Hey Linz.. Our smiles are probably all fuckd and look like this.." *as I stretch my face out.. In an attempt to make it look like a dogs face when he’s hanging out the window of a fast moving car!! As we leave the wheels you hug a pole.. And the worker dude was like.. Ya.. Thats my favourite one too..

 Haha OPTIFEST.. Opti-hop gut rut the next day for sure... we were both totally fuckin wasted.. Hahaha I helpd a kid get his fucking finger out of a beer bottle... fucking hilarious... imagine going to emerg. Underager drinker.. Who looks like he’s in gr.2 but really is in gr.11....to get a beer bottle off your finger.. ‘you know you’re drunk when you fall off the floor’ The one day at the wheels.. I think it was w you.. Those fucking preps..who kept staring at us giving us dirty looks.. Me n my big mouth on occasions.. Look at them m like.. Ya take a fucking picture.. Jackass... then later on.. They lookin at us again.. I fucking flip em off.. N em like.. Got something to say.. Close your fucking mouth you scunts... OMG.. Then leaving chatham.. That stupid insane kid riding his bike.. Bakwards.. Well forwards.. But sitting backwards.. WHOA... so trippy
   These are my getting high glasses... well maybe.. Now my getting just fucking wasted glassses...Stealing gnomes.. attempting to steal a deer with Jess.. hahaha, the one gnome that you went to go steal.. the lady pulld up in the driveway just as you step on the grass.. lmfao... all our crazy times spent driving around... Our toys from McDonalds... Mickey and Minnie dancing to 'my humps-black eyed peas'  such a sexual dance you got going on there.. hahaha, Gr12.. would officially start here.. but unfortunatly... you wont be here at LK... which is going to suck, now matter what I will miss you and think of you everyday.. I will have nobody to do missions with, I wont have anyone to help me out throughout a tough day.. You are like the only one who knows if Im alright just by the look on my face.. I love you and will always... We had a fairly good summer on the days we spent together... I will continue to come out and visit you on weekends if its possible for me ...
  You're the greatest Linz.... just always rememebr I'm here for you anytime.. I luv ya.. *bestest of the best Friends For Eva* your the greatest lindz!
I want you to know that I am here for you -anytime- You mean a lot to me.. & I don't want to loose you.. ever... I'm here for you.. we can go through this all together..